I honestly don’t even want to talk about this one, really. But I sorta have to, because I get paid all the big bucks to recap Diamondbacks games on Friday nights. Prime time, baby! So. So so so.
So yeah, wasn’t thrilled to draw a second consecutive Madison Bumgarner start, but what can one do? He was facing off against Miami lefthander Trevor Rogers, who was supposed to be prone to sucking, so I was kinda like, “All right, at least maybe we’ll be evenly matched.” Sadly, that didn’t turn out to be the case, in that Rogers’ suckage potential was, I think, wildly overemphasized.