The Cincinnati Reds are in the Dallas Metroplex at the moment where tonight they’ll begin a weekend series against the defending World Series champions. The Texas Rangers have stumbled a bit out of the gate in 2024, holding just a 13-13 record as they, too, have fought through early season injuries.
That’s not what’s on my mind this Friday, however. I’m thinking about ten-gallon hats, chest hair bustin’ out the top of shirts, ninja kicks, and bustin’ bad guys with flare.
I’m talking about the real Texas Rangers.
On Fridays around these parts we often list, and here is an incomplete list of current (and former) Cincinnati Reds who would’ve made awesome Texas Rangers.